I believe "convomition" is a deliberate mashup of "convention" and "vomit".
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The official "Reminisce about your most hated convomition site" thread
by B_Deserter ini cannot think of any worse place to have a convention than the pontiac silverdome.
for years my family went to south bend, indiana to avoid it.
then when south bend stopped having conventions (probably having something to do with the catholics not appreciating the brothers slamming the religion that financed, built, and hosts the lovely arena they were using), we tried madison, wisconsin for a year, before finally trudging back over to silverdome.
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Watchtower Parody Page #8
by AlmostAtheist inhey all, .
i can't sleep tonight for some reason, and so i took a whack at correcting some of the more glaring typos on the watchtower's site.
(for instance, they keep misspelling "lie" as t-r-u-t-h. weird...) anyone wanna double-check me, here?
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UU Now
Love it!
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The official "Reminisce about your most hated convomition site" thread
by B_Deserter ini cannot think of any worse place to have a convention than the pontiac silverdome.
for years my family went to south bend, indiana to avoid it.
then when south bend stopped having conventions (probably having something to do with the catholics not appreciating the brothers slamming the religion that financed, built, and hosts the lovely arena they were using), we tried madison, wisconsin for a year, before finally trudging back over to silverdome.
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UU Now
Cleveland Stadium. Coming back to my seat from the restroom one day in my damn slick-soled, dressy sandals, I fell down on one of the ramps, got up, took two steps, and fell down again. I scraped up my knee and the front of my ankle (don't ask me how). It took months for my ankle to heal -- at one point, a piece of concrete worked its way out through the scab (nice job cleaning the wound, First Aid sister!).
And then there were all those smelly high school gyms. And sitting in open stadiums getting sunburned and heatstroked. Ugh.
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Is it possible be blind? while seeing? Bible thumper read if you dare
by skyking inis it possible to have your eyes wide open and not be able to see?
when facts prove us wrong can we change?
when we can't it is call cognitive dissonance.. which came first the chicken or the egg?
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UU Now
Again everyone, like I stated before, if you want to know about Christianity, do not ask an athiest, ask a Bible Scholar, Christian minister, etc.
How is that different from the JWs saying, "Don't talk to apostates,talk to us"?
If I want to learn about Xtianity, I want to hear more than the obviously biased comments of a Xtian minister.
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UU Now
JW's are really down on repetitive prayers. Each and every prayer is supposed to be original and from the heart. Also, they do their outreach work through their proselytizing.
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New Year's Eve Party
by momzcrazy inak jeff gave me an idea.
i want to throw a nye party at my home.. what are the rules; time, attire, grownups, kids.
i would like to have an adults kind of dressy party.. any suggestions?
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UU Now
I once went to a costume party where everyone dressed as a sin or vice. I was vanity, my best friend was lust, my boyfriend was drug abuse.
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Chaperones?
by CHILD inhow many of you courted as jws?
did you have chaperones?
if so, do you adhere to that rule all of the time?
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UU Now
Kids getting married at 16, 17,what's with that????
Maybe they fell for that "better to marry than to burn" crap. I know my oldest brother had a friend or two who married young to get laid.
Then there was the JW father who insisted that his daughter and a young man from the congregation simply had to marry because (gasp) they'd gone door to door together!
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Chaperones?
by CHILD inhow many of you courted as jws?
did you have chaperones?
if so, do you adhere to that rule all of the time?
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UU Now
. . .got left in the car a lot and dropped off at places till they came back.
That's one of the reasons I don't understand why JWs use siblings as chaperones, especially grade-school-age kids.
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My daughter just ran out of contact solution HELP
by Jez inyikes.
it is too late to run to the store for contact solution!
any suggestions on how to save the contacts?
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UU Now
I suspect that the problem you had with your batch of "field expedient" saline solution were caused by a spec of dirt that got into the mix. I know that dirt under a contact can hurt like Holy Blazes. I doubt that it was the iodine that caused your problem.
No, it wasn't a speck of dirt. I know what that feels like. My chemist boyfriend, who was with me at the time, was convinced it was the iodized salt. But he was a jerk, so I'm happy to take your word for it.
I have, however, successfully used tap water in a pinch (traveling, no solution, stores closed, no glasses or extra pair of contacts).
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WOULD WOMEN MAKE GOOD ELDERS?
by Dansk ini've come to love and cherish much of the wisdom that emanates from the dear ladies of this forum and believe watchtower boobed in making all women subservient to the men.
so, do you think women would make good elders?.
ian.
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UU Now
So on the whole no, there are no hot, compassionate women who like and respect me [snip]
Gee, I wonder why?